(Ken Kaniff)I'm gonna call this motherfucker. Oh fuck yeah. Give him a piece of mind. A piece of my ass. 
(Operator)Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you. 
(Ken Kaniff)Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call. 
(Operator)What number? 
(Ken Kaniff)Oh the number is *6-2* 
(Operator)At the tone, please say your name. 
(Ken Kaniff)Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit. 
(Eminem)Yo. 
(Ken Kaniff)Hey there, cock boy. 
(Eminem)Who's this? 
(Ken Kaniff)This is Ken Kaniff. 
(Eminem)Who? 
(Ken Kaniff)Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch. 
(Eminem)From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut. 
(Ken Kaniff)Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me? 
(Eminem)A hotel room? 
(Ken Kaniff)Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem? 
(Eminem)Yo, who is this, K? 
(Ken Kaniff)You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass you little cock boy. 
(Eminem)Yo, shut up you little bitch. 
(Ken Kaniff)Oh, you think I'm lying huh... 
(Eminem)Hahahahahaha